Title: and you're trying to smile
Fandom: House MD
Words: ~3.2k
Warnings: for major character death. General spoilers for season 8. AU after the last scene of Body and Soul; Wilson is still sick but it's dealt with in a different way. This was started for the 'Once Upon a Time' Challenge over at house_wilson but this took a life of its own really fast and ( Read more... )

Title: only fools rush in.
Fandom: House M.D.
Pairing: Gregory House/James Wilson
Words: ~3.8k
Notes: . This started out as light-hearted, but turned fluffy on me really fast. So yeah, major fluff warning, I guess? It feels absolutely *great* to be writing housefic again.

Summary: so take my hand, and take my whole life too. Or, the one in which ( Read more... )

Title: when it's just you and I
Characters: House, Wilson (House/Wilson pre-slash)
Rating: G
Word Count: 438
Notes: Contains spoilers for Wilson.
Summary: Wilson realizes something just before he goes under.

( He keeps his eyes open until the end... )

THIS DESERVES A POST OF ITS OWN....

WILSON.... OMG .... WILSON...OMG
( cut for spoilers - )

House: Well, that could be because he didn’t drink any.

Foreman: Or it could be magic, as the author!girl is trying to point out.

Wilson: Oooh, shiny! Magic!

Chase: Well, looks like this is all she’s written up until now.

House: Thank God! I was getting a little tired of flaunting all my sarcasm.

Foreman: Does anyone want to get drunk and ( Read more... )

So, this just kinda poured out. Let's see how that works out:

Title: i take the blue ones every time.
Author: bittereternity
Words: 1,856
Rating: PG
Character: Chase-centric, Chase/Cameron
Notes: contains spoilers up to 6x09 Ignorance is Bliss.
Summary: Chase delves into the aftermath of killing Dibala.

It begins on a Tuesday ( Read more... )

[on the day he dies, he buys you roses]

He kisses you for the first time in the hospital and you smile.

He’s a gentleman. He strokes your hair when you’re both falling asleep in front of the TV, he likes to cook for you and he takes you out to dinner at fancy restaurants. There was a time when you liked commitment - something about a pretty ( Read more... )

It took House five minutes -in his drowsy half-asleep, half-awake state- to decide that the sounds coming from the living room were not normal at two in the morning. He tried to ignore it at first but the gradual change in the sounds was too intriguing to pass up. First there was the odd shuffling noise, which in retrospect, he could forgive ( Read more... )

If you read this and you're still 1. alive and 2. still feel like writing fics, you can't possibly be human.
I thought this author might be a troll, but unfortunately she has written more than one of these drecks and she's very serious.

Fic features blood and constipation.
MST features violent retching.

Cuddy: *marches into House's office*: House! ( Read more... )

Five Conversations That Never Happened

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“I want to go to the moon.”

“Great, and I want to not have this conversation. Looks like neither of us are getting their wishes.”

“I’m serious.”

“Sure, because every man and his dog are going to the moon these days.”

“Especially dog.”

“What?”

“Remember Laika?”

“House, she didn’t go the moon. She ( Read more... )